I was a bit late in the day getting to last week’s UK Patents Office Journals (they have separate ones for Patents, Designs and Trademarks, and their Trade Mark Journal alone ran to 373 pages this week) because the next one is out this Friday. HOWEVER, some of the applied for Trade Marks were simply too good not to pass comment on. May I present to you…..
Boob Bix:

Yes, your eyes do not decieve you. Boob. Bix. Baked products, lactation cookies. Again, that’s BooBBix, Lactation Cookies. Carry on.
Mo Farrah seems to be starting a foundation, which was nice! He’s not the applicant though:

Calling All
Sofa Dodgers!

Ladies, protect those precious heels with
Clear Heels Heel Stoppers:

For the distinguished gentlemen with much money, but little hair,
Filthy Rich Hair:

Superman called…..he wants his logo back!

Someone obviously thinks that Scotland will say Yes the second time around –
Yes2Scotland:

I can’t say this is the most appealing logo I’ve ever seen. Poor Doggy.
Inconti-Pet:

Who doesn’t want one of these bad boys from the Designs Journal? A
“Battery Powered Brain Stimulation Headset”:

And two of my favourites to finish: Pulled Pork anybody? You need….
Porkinator!

And how does Bob Marley like his Donuts? With Jammin! HA!
We’re Jammin:

The next UK Trade Mark Journal is out on Friday, and I for one can not wait!