Crazy Monkey Condoms, Airwolf and Labial Cream – Not a weird threesome, it’s the most recent OHIM Tr…

So I was off on Friday and out of the office on Monday, which means 1,327 Community Trade Mark filings in the OHIM to catch up on, so let’s dive right in, shall we? Where to begin, where to begin. Oh, I know, with this:   I love that this ‘Sorry Mom’ Trade Mark is registered in the category for Tatoos: Look out Durex, there’s a new brand in town, and their tag line is ‘Don’t Open the Cage’ – Yes, it’s Crazy Monkey Condoms:   And as for Hollywood Condoms? Well they love performance apparently:   Some genius has registered this, but does that mean a return of the most amazing theme tune of all time, we’ll see: Just when you thought starting words with the letter ‘i’ to be like iPod and iPad must have past its sell-by-date, comes iCoolness. Seriously: Burgerkind have Registered ‘Whopper’…..for WINE! Yes, that’s correct friends, Burgerking Whopper Wine: If you’re a smoker, good look trying to look cool ordering a pack of 10 of these: Sat Yes to The Dress anybody?   And David Guetta’s ex missus Cathy has registered this for Ibiza: Not THE N-Trance surely? Actually, no. Just two days before her sister died, Joan Collins was registering her name and signature for beauty products. Mad world. And finally, whatever you do, make sure you’re drinking the right water at the right time: